By Lester/B. Portly
Sleestakuras often thinks back to days when life was simple, to a time  when I lived in the Slime Lands and my only concern was hunting a meal.  Though my Lizardoid tribe was friendly to the Mutants, we were equally  distrustful of True Men. The venal and greedy Limb Pirates were a blight  on our land. They hunted for that which they could sell to the Flesh  Sculptors or the Vat Guild.
Once, the Limb Pirates made a daring raid on the nearby Mutant village.  The only survivor was a mere boy whose limbs were so horribly twisted  that he was deemed useless for harvest. This pathetic boy, named Mookla  had a keen glint of intellect in his eyes. He was also very trusting,  and asked to  join our tribe. What could I do but take the poor orphan  into my care. Mookla was fascinated with the stories of the Ancients.  Over time it became evident he was adept at fixing the simple artifacts  that my Lizardoid tribe had salvaged.
I had heard tales of a great store of artifacts east of the Slime Lands  and I made up my mind that the boy could decipher them, and protect our  tribe from future raids. No sooner than I was out of the swamp than a  group of True Men descended on me with nets and clubs. I feared I was in  the clutches of the the Limb Pirates, but my fate was much worse.
I was put into a caged cart drawn by zorses and taken beyond my lands to  the city of Kharhem where I was placed on sale at the thriving slave  market. My owner trained me to fight with a trident as a gladiator. "Win  a fight and live another day" was the mantra of gladiators. Though I do  not relish my victories, I did live. I became a popular gladiator among  the disenfranchised rabble of Kharhem. I suppose because in some way I  was a freak, just like them. Soon the name Sleestakarus reached Adomaz  to the north. As the Baron Of Adomaz was fond of pit fighting and I was  sent there as the champion of Kharhem.
In the fighting pits of Adomaz my master prospered. In the pit, where  men fight naked only with daggers, my scales gave me a an advantage, and  soon my name was known there too. My master was wise and knew I could  not fight for my life indefinitely. He offered me my freedom if I became  champion. I relished my freedom. I dubbed myself "the people's  champion" in solidarity with the downtrodden. The crowds for my fights  grew large and I vanquished all foes and thus I was set free. My master  let me keep the tools of my trade and so I set south back to the Slime  Lands.
No sooner than I was a few miles from Karhem did I see a huge exodus of  people. I learned a preternatural acid storm had assailed the city so I  made camp in an ancient cracked dome a few miles away. I was there but a  day when I spied what looked like a band of brigands enter the ruins.  The crew of toughs looked mean, so I kept my distance. Two approached my  camp. Imagine my surprise when one of the two was Mookla, full grown,  with tales of his own! Our reunion was short lived. Mookla, through his  naive trust,  was carried off that night by a sorcerer that infiltrated  our camp.
And so I joined this band of petty thieves and accursed Earth Men. Let  them not forget that a shark swims in their midst! Be wary of the  Lizardoid who was once the people's champion!
Thursday, May 13, 2010
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YES! I really feel you found your "Voice" with this character.
ReplyDeleteLong live Sleestakuras!
My hero!
ReplyDeleteI've been spelling Sleestakuras wrong all this time?!?!
ReplyDeleteOops, I think I spelled it both ways above. I was going for a mashup of Sleestaks+Spartacus, so actually your spelling makes way more sense - Sleestakarus is now "canon" ;)
ReplyDeleteOh Mookla, he was so smart that it got him killed.
ReplyDeleteGreat tale! Very evocative imagery.
ReplyDeleteI am Sleestakarus!
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