If this is 'The Metal Earth,' why are you wearing pants? Shouldn't you have, at most, a pair of boots, gas mask and a headband? Maybe a jockstrap if you are shy? Where is your riding pig? (joke)
I think my blood must taste like an expensive Chardonnay to mosquitoes, because if I tried to sleep in the dark without a net, you would find my drained corpse with 100,000 little welts on it in the morning. The fuckers will even bite me right through my t-shirt! I envy your ability to sleep under a tarp without death by 100,000 bites.
Keep your powder dry.
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ReplyDeleteIf this is 'The Metal Earth,' why are you wearing pants? Shouldn't you have, at most, a pair of boots, gas mask and a headband? Maybe a jockstrap if you are shy? Where is your riding pig? (joke)
ReplyDeleteI think my blood must taste like an expensive Chardonnay to mosquitoes, because if I tried to sleep in the dark without a net, you would find my drained corpse with 100,000 little welts on it in the morning. The fuckers will even bite me right through my t-shirt! I envy your ability to sleep under a tarp without death by 100,000 bites.
I was disappointed because at first glance I thought you said "Metal/Crust Campaign"
ReplyDeleteNow somebody needs to write me a d-beat LotFP adventure. Call it Disadventure or Dismodule or something.
Disenchanter
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