"...ONCE YOU PUT O NTHE LOINSCLOTH AND THE VAMPIRE TEETH NECKLICE AND THE BIG SWORD, THE SPIRIT OF CONAN IS PUT IN YOU – THE ANGER FIRES UP, A BRAWL MUST HAPPEN, AND SOME DUDES WILL GET THEMSELF STABBED IN THE FASE!..."A crude necklace featuring several pointed teeth and a pendant that resembles a wheel with 8-spokes. It has two properties when worn:
- JOESKYTHEDUNGEONBRAWLER
1) If the wearer is wielding a weapon that can stab while fighting an opponent with a face, any attack roll result of a "natural 20" results in the opponent being stabbed in the face for double maximum damage.
2) If the wearer is shirtless while clad in a loincloth, while fighting unarmed they will get a +1d4 bonus to unarmed attack rolls and damage rolls.
I really like that. It bring to mind a book, "Jim Morrison's Adventures in the Afterlife," by Mick Farren. In the story, Doc Holiday wields a magic firearm, called the "Gun That Belonged To Elvis."
ReplyDeleteWhoa. I think we've got some Hyborian telepathy going on.
ReplyDeleteHaving checked out his blog I believe JOESKY to be made of the purest essence of awesome
ReplyDeleteThis Joe....he's a different type of guy, isn't he?
ReplyDeleteBetween here and Bite the Bullete you guys are really opening up doors into new approaches to gaming for my group. Breaking genres and forging into new territory.
ReplyDeleteWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHTT!! THEIR IS NO HOEP TO STOP HIM - A GIANT MUSLE+ THE VAMPIRE TEETH NECKLICE + LOINSCLOTH= THE END FOR SOME BAD GUYS! BUT IF SOMEONE TO SURVIVE A FACESTABING........THAT IS A STORY TO TELL!!!
ReplyDeleteI am as nothing before The Brawler
ReplyDeleteYES! Another JOESKY sighting!
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