OLD SCHOOL PULP SWORD, SAUCER AND SORCERY ADVENTURES IN UNIVERSES OF WEIRD SCIENCE FANTASY
1- sea foam
2 - semen
3 - sand
4 - plasma
5 - sunlight
6 - hummingbirds
7 - iridescent bubbles
8 - wind
9 - flower petals
10 - honey
This is one of the more disturbing tables I've seen lately.
12. Cider(I would also think that if you stab a dwarf in the guts wound would release a torrent of beer.)
I was thinking about booze, but I couldn't come up with anything elf-y enough until I thought of sparkling wine/Champagne.
Oh, I misread the title as "What does the elf breed?" - nonetheless, this is very nice.
Same here! =P
Ran my daughter through her first dungeon crawl over the weekend. Her fairy got grazed by an orc arrow and bled butterflies.
Awesome! I thought of butterflies, but went with Hummingbirds as they strike me as stranger.
Yeah, hummingbirds is really a beautifully surreal choice.
Now you need a table to determine what KIND of semen bleeds out of a semen-bleeding elf.
Some of the rulebooks have a table for the spell Resurrection - I would use that :D
...or ejaculates. XP
Eleven semem obviously...
Time to go cut some elves and see . . .
If I would use this table I would bowdlerize semen to "milk".
I was thinking of milk but I think cream is more elf-y.
Yah, here too. Actually semen is so androcentric. Think I might go the other way:* Egg - Their skin cracks and yolk and white bleed out.* Eggs - Frog eggs or salmon roe pour from the wound.
Consider this idea nicked.