1- sea foam
2 - semen
3 - sand
4 - plasma
5 - sunlight
6 - hummingbirds
7 - iridescent bubbles
8 - wind
9 - flower petals
10 - honey
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
[Random Table] What does the Elf Bleed?
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This is one of the more disturbing tables I've seen lately.
ReplyDeleteAwesome.
ReplyDelete11. Beer
ReplyDelete12. Cider
Delete(I would also think that if you stab a dwarf in the guts wound would release a torrent of beer.)
I was thinking about booze, but I couldn't come up with anything elf-y enough until I thought of sparkling wine/Champagne.
DeleteOh, I misread the title as "What does the elf breed?" - nonetheless, this is very nice.
ReplyDeleteSame here! =P
DeleteRan my daughter through her first dungeon crawl over the weekend. Her fairy got grazed by an orc arrow and bled butterflies.
ReplyDeleteAwesome! I thought of butterflies, but went with Hummingbirds as they strike me as stranger.
DeleteYeah, hummingbirds is really a beautifully surreal choice.
DeleteNow you need a table to determine what KIND of semen bleeds out of a semen-bleeding elf.
ReplyDeleteSome of the rulebooks have a table for the spell Resurrection - I would use that :D
Delete...or ejaculates. XP
DeleteEleven semem obviously...
DeleteTime to go cut some elves and see . . .
ReplyDeleteIf I would use this table I would bowdlerize semen to "milk".
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of milk but I think cream is more elf-y.
DeleteYah, here too. Actually semen is so androcentric. Think I might go the other way:
Delete* Egg - Their skin cracks and yolk and white bleed out.
* Eggs - Frog eggs or salmon roe pour from the wound.
Consider this idea nicked.
ReplyDelete13. Sap.
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